Look Gary, it’s one thing to have the President as a scimitar-waving, reckless driving bloodthirsty madman intent on murdering Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam, but now he’s talking about an innocent job-creating white girl’s mama? You’re treading a dangerous line!
My, how the Democrat’s “Drill Baby Drill” campaign slogan looks foolish now! Where is that Liberal shill singing “Drill Here Drill Now” now? That moonbat Newt Gingrich must regret lending his name to a book encouraging unfettered offshore drilling! What a bunch of jackasses!
The lady warned her husband: don’t convert their life savings into Zambian 50 ngwee pieces! As it was they were nearly broke, but now he’s stuck carrying thousands of nearly worthless (they haven’t been minted since the 1970s!) coins around to pay for a 46 cent stamp! In January of 2011! Maybe, if they approve the rate increase!
Alternately, he has a crippling philately addiction.